Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

If you’ve been pulled over for speeding that many times, then you are a worthless, reckless, selfish, idiotic piece of shit, and I hope you get the shit beat out of you next time.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

Kate’s improper use of “your” has forever killed my boner for her.

I feel your pain. As a white father to a biracial son, I shouldn’t be having to have the kinds of talks I’ve had with him lately. He’s a kid, I shouldn’t have to tell him to ignore possible bigotry. I’ve gone to painstaking lengths to make sure he hasn’t heard the n-word yet. God help the people that call him out of…

I am a white male married into a Mexican-American family and I am fearful of what a Trump America means to my family and the populace at large.

Wooden Clubs? Typical pussy libtard, trying to take away our guns. Fucking commie. Move to Canada and play pussyball you hippy.

Cannot wait for the NFL in Trump’s America. It will revert to its original form: two teams of 50 men bludgeoning an endangered whale with wooden clubs in a stadium filled with hundreds of thousands of screaming fans. The game ends when one team strikes the killing blow or the stock market crashes. Whichever comes…

Troops the flag my grandfather patriot disrespectful entitled this country United States football freedom black lives matter kneeling voting

You are going to get a buttload of stars for this scorching hot taek.

FUCK! Let’s get a warning so I don’t grab these hot takes without oven mittens, okay?

Yes and we could have just won WW2 by dropping troops right into Berlin and Tokyo instead of fighting where the army was. Hell of an idea Sir.

So you only work in absolutes. Relativism has no place in the work force? Got it.

Isn’t Starbucks one of the best case scenarios for lower wage workers? It was my understanding that they have been offering benefits and stuff for years before anyone gave that to service industry workers.

I’m sure Mets fans would be quiet and polite if they won a World Series again.

Seriously. Yankees fans are some of the most insufferable cuntwads ever. What is he talking about?

Exactly. Hell, they can’t forget a single decent play in a game, let alone a title. Something tells me this Nolan character isn’t as bit a fan of sportsball as he is of kipping pull ups.

Bears fans still feel some insane sense of entitlement because the Bears somehow put together an almost-perfect season. It’s literally been 30 years, log off already.

or you can be like New York City, where any sports title is immediately forgotten

“You’re not going to see a better goal in Europe this week, that’s for sure!!!”