This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

Knoblauch used to flash that same smile throwing to first, knowing he was making some lucky fan’s day with a free souvenir.

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

This one time, there was a huge possum sitting on my backyard fence, and I side-armed a tennis ball right at it and knocked it off. Pretty sure I had that same goofy grin on my face. That was my World Series.

I’m taking a day to indulge the happiness of Cubs fans then I’m going back to cheering against them.

C’mon man, that’s not fair. Sox fans can’t write.

With a competent hitter up, sure. With Naquin up...not so much

Because he can play football really well and it doesn’t matter to the football program, coaching staff, athletic department, and university administration if he beats women so long as he can help them win.

Yeah! Like an asshole that wants to eat, and pay rent, and stuff. Unbelievable! Getting a job. And then doing it! What an asshole.

#TeamSinkholeMeteor

The worst take here is that the DH helps the Indians more.

Yeah, FUCKIN NERDS! I’ll be over here with the cool kids, discussing WRs that retired two decades ago from a team that was absolute hot trash and won zero meaningful games in a sports league that, in your analogy, is universally reviled.

Right. It won’t be nerds that know all the stats and obscure players. Not at all. That will be all the cool dudes. You, for instance.

Why focus on things like rape prevention when we can have a hypothetical conversation about whether or not these sentient robots are being sexually assaulted? Like don’t you know that robots need consent too?

What’s the big deal? Tim Tebow bounced passes to receivers for years and nobody was impressed.

Football Ryan Lochte.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

You mean where they lost 2/3 of those guys’ starts? If the Cubs repeat that formula, you’re still assuming they lose at least one more game. And with Lackey and Arrieta both being not great right now, that’s not leaving much room for error.

Ok that made me almost laugh out loud at work.

He’s in a hurry because the wife and kids are waiting in the car.