I don’t know what Ice T did to deserve that.

Not sure why I'm being brought into this, but yeah, NP

“cleaner than the Pope’s underwear”

THEY JUST WANT TO DELIVER A PACKAGE!!!!

I’d sign that for a dollar!

I don’t know. Will the robot actually deliver the box, or will it mark it as delivered and then get to it sometime in the next couple days?

YOU HAVE TWENTY SECONDS TO SIGN

All I want is for that technology to make its way into affordable spinal column transplants. Is that so much to ask?

I’m 43, and find the old-man aura of this car kinda appealing.

Show me on the hot wheels where the C4 touched you...

Forgot one.

mmmmmm Pecan Honey pancakes yummmm, velcroing up my New Balances right now.

You bastard! That’s right near me. Do you want me to get a divorce. Because that’s how I get a divorce buddy.

And a Tommy Bahama shirt. No cred without. Bonus points for a thick tuft of white chest hair spilling over the top.

Sadly, true... from a white haired guy in Florida that eats dinner at 6 pm. I like C4's but I wouldn’t own this one. Not in green. Never in green.

Justice DENIED!

The pictures don’t do it justice

I hate these, but I suppose if I didn't it would be a good deal what with the ridiculously low miles and special stickers.

And here’s the thing — real diamonds aren’t precious. They’re not rare. If De Beers were to release the stockpiles of diamonds they’ve held back over the last century or two, the market would be so flooded, diamonds would be worth less than amethyst. Their value is based on a manufactured scarcity and an aggressive…