jphilb
JPhilB
jphilb

Unless your physically unable to or can’t due to health reasons, I don’t understand why anyone else has someone else mow their yard. Or these people who “need” a riding mower for 1/4 acre.

Beach better have my money.

Back when I was younger and less financially literate, I took a cash advance from my credit card to put a down payment on a Miata. Stupid move and I learned from my mistake. Now, older and wiser, I’m firmly in the “only buy a car with cash” camp.

Worked a 40 hour a week corporate job....

I sell large portions of my life to capitalists in exchange for fiat currency.

I don’t know that it qualifies as desperate but I recently went through item by item on my entertainment budget (cable, streaming, radio etc.,) and saved enough that I was comfortable taking on a payment to get an extremely low mileage Challenger R/T Classic in B5 blue.

We’re all friends here...

Yeah Isle of Man TT wasn’t the best race to bring up when talking about safety regulations...

New for 2020: only bikes allowed to race Pikes Peak are those with ape-hangers!

Who the heck makes a GTO inspired wagon with a 2.56 to 1 rear end?  I understand the need to highway cruise, but it's never the real deal so put an overdrive automatic in it with a minimum 3.55 ring gear and a positrac so the thing can leave it's mark.  This just screams I had all these parts laying around so I bolted

$30k and these walmart speakers? GTO more like GTFO with this crack pipe!

WKRP Thanksgiving is always hilarious, especially Less Nessman.

Commenters will always get a star for a WKRP reference. Two stars if Loni Anderson Jan Smithers is involved or if your reference starts with “As God is my witness....”

Men wearing pants that droop past their ass cheeks.
Thankfully I think this trend is at an end.

I thought turkeys could fly.

All right, Cincinnati, it is time for this town to get down! You’ve got Johnny... Dr. Johnny Fever, and I am burning up in here! WHOA! WHOO! We ALL in critical condition, babies, but you can tell me where it hurts, ‘cause I got the healing prescription here from the big ‘KRP musical medicine cabinet. Now I am talking

Make sure your winter doesn’t include salt on the roads. These are built from compressed rust with a salt soluble binder and oxidize savagely.

Resell it in the PNW for $23k.