Toyota or not, the thing’s got 200,00 miles on it for Christ’s sake... CP

Or, get a one without the body kit and only 82k miles for $500 less.

He lives in the middle of the pacific, between hawaii and california.  Really anti-pool on his raft community.

Even with a Hellcat supercharger, a used Hellcat would cost the same price and be far more reliable. 

As the old adage goes: Something is worth whatever someone is willing to pay for it.

“But I spent thousands of dollars fucking this car up!” is the thought process on display.
is still accurate.

I tried fitting another dead hooker in there once, but it was still a tight fit...then I got a flat! Can you imagine my embarassment when the tow driver got there?  Never again!

.....and this is why we can’t have nice things.

A bottle of fix-a-flat!

I’m just mad, because when I bought my Silverado the terrible dealer lied and told me it was a Ram.  

SEP (Somebody Else’s Project). = Crack Pipe (almost always)

I think I speak for most intelligent humans when I say "Stanced = Instant CP"

I’m getting lazier as I age. My first reaction was “I wonder how much it would cost to gut the suspension and return it to stock.”

Slipping down to the 90% CP level so I see the BoatyMcBoatface contingent of the internet has arrived.

You get a star just because Abe Simpson is my spirit animal

Solution: don’t crash! Folks worry too much.

This person is trying to sell this car and actually took the time to clean it for the photos. What a concept. 

Looking at the boot, I know what this guy does for a living. NP

i thought it was because they were freaking Formula 1 drivers, and not some middle age lard ass who a needs lane departure warning system just to be able to drive straight