I made a decision before my son was even born that he wouldn’t go to a major league game until he’s 5, when he can actually enjoy it and remember it. Anyway, there’s no way I’m buying tickets upwards of $100 if I can’t enjoy the game myself; I’m there to watch a ballgame, not feed/play with/change a baby.

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Cleveland Man

The fact that this man survived truly demonstrates that God hates Cleveland.