calling it now, Fleury takes them all the way

I think Murray is a better goaltender, but the widespread belief that Fleury is shit is surprising, he’s had a very good career and hes only 32 so probably still some good years left

[Tim Tebow hits a home run]

Didn’t work out so well for these F&F wannabees:

The three perpetrators were later found trying to steal a fighter jet from the local air force base.

Well, she looks pleasant...

Red Sox Fan Acts Like A Red Sox Fan

Car fuel can melt steel beams!

You’ve got an extraneous “ing business” in that sentence.

Even the skinniest of pedestrians get trapped beneath it....

Sharks center Logan Couture could miss some time

“Shhh... Just let it happen. It’ll all be over soon.”

Being employed at Galileo, it is surprising to find that Papa thinks everything revolves around him.

Well no shit, for one thing everyone is driving on the wrong side of the road.

I’ve been through the worst.

One sentence later: “It’s more pure in purpose than the hot hatches and more pragmatic than the convertibles, though it is small.” Which is true. At the end of the day, this is RWD and those are not.

I can’t wait for the voice overs and reenactment. “Here’s what Antonio Brown should have done with his butt instead”

All anyone needs to know about Tom Sestito.

That guy is extremely talented with a chainsaw.