It turns out that dude’s really good at hockey.

I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news.

Yeah, that play just wasn’t even fair. Malkin - Crosby - Kessel

As a Flyers fan with many a Penguins-following friends, I have a feeling that this offseason will be painful once again.

The Penguins literally smashed the ice-skating surface into large, razor-sharp shards and used the shards to decapitate the Ottawa Senators’ players who then literally glided around headless on uneven, blood-soaked ice for multiple periods. Not sure how Ottawa comes back from this without the assistance of a voodoo…

Who is the Senator that blows out of the defensive zone with the puck right behind him just before Pittsburgh scores? That was an eye-searingly poor decision.

That blind backhander by Sid, tho...

BENGOALZI

Man, the Penguins are gonna be flat-out unfair next season. Just imagine a power play that features Crosby, Malkin, Kessel, Letang, and Ovechkin. Good luck, rest of NHL!

Alex Ovechkin’s recurring nightmare.

Caps don’t get out of the second round? That’s the first normal thing that’s happened in DC since Inauguration Day...

I thought he was a waste of a first round pick.

the Capitals never woke up, and their offseason came earlier than they expected once again

Damn, gotta feel for Ovi, dude’s like the only Russian in Washington with no influence

As the saying goes....Death, Taxes, Caps lose Game 7 at home.

then they crash into each other or slide off the road... no thanks.

As a very frequent flyer and one who hates the airlines, I don’t think I can take the side of the family here. Once then 18 year old got on that other flight his seat was forfeited.