Just what I want in the spring, rancid peanut butter on my rat chewed garden tool handles. 

Can we stop with the self driving cars already? At least until they pass some sort of test of their driving skills perhaps maybe?

27 if memory serves

He died from eating squirrel brains not meat.  

The 3rd trick bar I used to frequent, served depth charges which is a boilermaker where you drop the shot, glass and all, into your draft beer. Well whiskey and Genesee beer, don’t you dare get all high falutin and try and fancy this up or they would throw you out on your ear.

Two things: First, you are a monster. Cut your bagel sandwich in half, rotate it 90°, and chomp perpendicular to the layers. Nothing will be squeezed out. Second, Montreal makes a better bagel than NYC.

I replaced the vodka with gin (Hendrick’s)and found it to be a perfect summer sipper!

This is why I have a mulching lawn mower. A couple of passes and a little rain and I don’t see a trace.

It acts as a nucleation site so your water does not become superheated.

I mix butter with herbs de provence and place it under the skin before I roast. 5 minutes before the bird is out of the oven, I squeeze lemon juice over the breast and thighs (giggity) and finish the resting bird with a little lemon zest.

As a Buffalo Bills fan, can I respectfully ask you to refrain from using the term “After the dong”?

or a 4-sided.

I did Nazi that coming,

What about building it over existing routes for railroads, highways or canals? Could the supports straddle tracks or fit in the medians of highways and Interstates?