57 and 58 are one slice.

in the arms of his impossible not-girlfriend Janet

Unlike Hangouts and Google Voice, Messages for Web does indeed require your phone to be connected to the Internet; so, there is no messaging if your phone is off or otherwise out of commission, which is a significant drawback of switching to Messages.

+1 for the correct spelling of “Hear, hear!”

Should this be “a single dose of black penis or vagina”? The line doesn’t make much sense as written.

Except that we don’t know whether they were serving him alcohol; in the article, it mentions that “he admitted to drinking all day and smoking marijuana”, so it’s possible that he showed up at the bar intoxicated and just ordered some food. If they did in fact over-serve him, then penalties ought to be handed out, but…

#5 is only true if the refund is for overpaid taxes rather than refundable credits; in the latter case, the big refund doesn’t cost anything at all.

It’s “Inspector Javert”.

Steve Rogers got it right in Civil War; it’s Tony Stark who was on the wrong side.

I think Asano was being sarcastic.

I used to be apathetic about the waffle fries until a friend of mine tipped me off a year ago about ordering them “well done”; now, they are one of the best parts of the meal.

“fornication” ≠ “engaging in intercourse”

It looks like it could be his wife’s phone number.

There are a very few police officers who do “report the bad ones,” but they tend not to last very long on the job.

[citation needed]

I assume you haven’t been to Burger King recently.

I used to be apathetic about the waffle fries until a friend of mine tipped me off a year ago about ordering them “well done”; now, they are one of the best parts of the meal.

Where are the chicken nuggets better, in your opinion?

The ball in that scene isn’t real; it was digitally inserted after filming, as mentioned above.