By skewering the characters until they are unrecognizable from what people know about them.

You took the two most recognizable characters in a genre that routinely makes over a billion dollars at the box office and still failed.

On the other hand, Suicide Squad 2 just got a writer this week

You know, I spent a lot of money on that sarcasm detector, and you had to go and overload it like that.

Man, I really like Ezra Miller, I want to see him as Barry. I enjoy the CW show too, although it’s still way more Spider-man than Barry Allen.

I have to figure that maybe there are lots of readers who just masochistically eat that shit up. Like nothing’s happening, but that means the series isn’t going anywhere, assuming, of course, that the author doesn’t die. (And in that case, he can be replaced.)

I stopped reading The Wheel of Time after I realized I was reading multiple books hundreds of pages long yet virtually nothing was happening.

This is where I have the most fundamental disagreement with the whole idea. I believe grafting different races onto existing properties generates more resentment and is being suggested as much for “shock and excitement” value as anything.

i hate BvS just as much as the next guy, but did you honestly think Superman was going to stay dead? Did you see the end of the movie where they heavily implied that he was still alive (so they robbed the drama/gravity of his death before the movie even ended)? There’s also a Justice League movie coming out that has…

I actually think it’s gotten a little better.

I wish I could unread this. Not because I don’t understand sarcasm, but because it reminds me that there is someone out there like this who isn’t kidding. And that just makes me so sad.

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So you’re saying there’s overlap between the people who enjoyed Batman v Superman, and Trump supporters? I can dig it.

THANKS OBAMA

Wait a fuckin’ second Bricken, just how stupid do you think we are? Clearly, you’ve written this article to make everyone go “oh ha ha this is a satirical piece on how people think there isn’t a conspiracy of a cabal of critics paid off by Disney/Marvel to hate on WB/DC movies so of course, that means there isn’t one”.

It must be a relief to get that all off your chest, Rob. I think after this truth bomb you deserve to take the rest of the day off, grab a beer, kick your feet up, and just enjoy the perfection that is Green Lantern.

there is a secret conspiracy to destroy DC’s live-action movies, and I have been a part of it