How dare you asking first for the price of an Apple product! You just go to the site, buy it, and thank Tim Cook and St. Jobs for the opportunity of letting you give them your money.

I am waiting to see when Google will release "Rock Candy Mountain"

It’s probably lacking in RAM, i’ll wait for the hill 2 with 3D Touch and Apple Pay!

I’ll never make fun of those tiny little from limbs again.

I will admit, I laughed way harder at this than I should have.

Oh no, you lose a phone, but a phone bill follows you wherever the hell you go.

There should be a Vegas betting line on whether it’ll still fire up. The only things more indestrucable are an NES controller and 4 day old french bread.

... and $75,236.47 in unpaid Cingular / AT&T Wireless fees, including penalties for late payment.

The contract is probably still in force.

“Message one: Hey, it’s me! Could you pick me up! I need a ride and I don’t have anyone else to call!”

WHY? It’s not like there are nuclear secrets on that phone.

Which is funny, because Nokia has essentially been rotting in a field for 10 years.

Love how the Nokia logo is the only part that looks like it wasn’t rotting in a field for 10 years.

“You have 45247 missed calls.”