This is brilliant prose. 

Including the lore isn’t necessarily what’s missing.

That’s amazing 

You can actually put 87 in the GTI also.

The R is incredibly expensive for what it is. Nice car, don’t get me wrong, but over 40K for a hot-hatch really limits the amount of buyers.

I think the story is about a black man who had a “Crazy white boys” tattoo.

Dude, this story is confusing as hell.

It’s pretty impressive, he must’ve been doing this for many, many, miles already.

Americans still just want to buy huge Trucks and SUVs though.

You gotta throw out them batteries someday.

Except I don’t want you to do anything.

I certainly agree with you there about the level of what’s allowable.

I’m not trying to argue with you so let’s get that out of the way.

For me it’s nothing that complicated.

Hilarious coming from this dude anyway considering his own history of hateful “slips”

Yeah, because not allowing people to drink in the park is the height of an over-reaching and oppressive government.

What’s your deal?

Pretty obvious people from wealthy towns don’t have the same impression of public parks.

Way to blow things completely out of proportion.

You’re not the kind of person this advice is most apropos to though.