Except that your dad was right.

Seriously.

Not in any way that actually harms you though.

Drinking in public definitely should not be allowed without a permit or somesuch.

Maybe...there is no God =P

No need to feel shame over buying Champagne or Proseco in the morning.

He kind of assumed you hadn’t done -any- kind of outside work. =P

but...that’s never going to happen again...

Free isn’t good enough.

You can definitely make more power no problem.

The best players (often the people with the most time to play) become steamrollers and make the game inhospitable for newbs/part timers.

We’ve made living a commodity with our amazing health care system so basically anything is possible after that.

you can literally just use your tongue to clean your teeth from acids also.

Uh, that’s probably sarcasm on her part.

In Elementary school we used to shame the fuck out of the kids who wore scruffy looking clothes or who weren’t brand conscious. Childish obviously, but that’s not my point.

The “World woke up in 2017...”

Willful ignorance is a powerful tool for justification. 

Amazing how Giuliani just totally trashed his own reputation by riding Trump’s coattails.

I love these characters.

Yeah, 1400 yards and 12 TD says he’ll probably eat just the 6 game suspension and then hit the free-agent market.