If you get your first vaccination before June 27 in Oregon, you’re entered in a lottery with first prize of $1,000,000 (18+)

Also prizes of $10,000 per county and 5 $100,000 college savings accounts for those 12-17

Turn them in. That’s the brilliance of the fines. No need to discuss it. We’re almost a year into these measures, there are signs everywhere, if you are violating mask rules it’s not an accident. I’m going to harness my inner Karen/privilege and find the first person I think can write them a ticket and laugh to myself…

It might not be a popular opinion, but I think people should be allowed to wear Klan robes whereever they want. It makes it way easier for me to tell who the assholes are. I mean, otherwise the only way to tell is to wait for someone to make a comment like yours.

Congratulations, MeatyBallz! You have officially written the absolute stupidest fucking comment I’ve ever read on this website!

Its packing arguably the worst motor Toyota ever made.  The boat anchor 3.slow. If you live in a state where you can do the 3.4 swap, go for it. As much as I love the first gens I'm sticking to those with the 22RE

Most laughable is the bit about long-term battery health as if Audi gives a fuck about reliability outside of their warranty.

Dangit, caption writing kid, get it right.

David Tracy still has his first Jeep. And always will.

Can The Root please start a section called: The Dumbest Shit You’ll Hear From White People This Week? I mean this may make into the dumbass hall of fame. I mean did these unseasoned, latte drinking, yoga pants wearing, Kid Rock listening MAGA chuds partake in this thinking this was supposed to be a pleasant…

SWEET GRANDMOTHER-TYPE PASSERBY (sing-song voice): “Is this your car?”
KID: (about to take a sip, but lowers bottle): “Who’s asking?”
PASSERBY: “Oh. I just meant—”
KID: “—I know what you meant. How about you keep it moving and drop the ‘Murder, She Wrote’ interrogation,  Angela Nagsbury.”
PASSERBY: “Well aren’t you an…

That’s a w123 wagon btw. Damn, it’s really hard to type that and not feel kinda like a dick

Its always the guy in the Infinity. Something I’ve used frequently.

(Not so) grounded to the ground.

I FOUND IT!!!