I’ll just say this: there are few things I’m looking forward to more than the 2017 edition of “Why Your Team Sucks: Minnesota Vikings.”

If you play a game for 50 hours and ask for a refund you are a lame ass.

That was Mike Smith-level game management by Appalachian State at the end of regulation. Have a broken-up play take you out of field goal range, keep the clock running with a time out in hand, then run out of bounds with no time left on the clock? Simply astonishing.

[riding up in the distance] “LOOK! It’s, it’s—-NICK FOLES!”

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil.

THAT SHITHOLE OF A COUNTRY IS HARRASSING AMERICAN HEROES - everyone here yesterday

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Now we now why the damn pool turned green

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

I am just waiting for the plottwist that this is actually a Hideo Kojima game.

Holy shit man, the reader responses are really, really sad.

Fallout is a universe where the future that the 1950’s envisioned for the world actually happened.

Think they meant the fact that in this universe, they got from the 1950s to 2077 with few notable cultural changes beyond robots and nuclear power.

When you’re focused on survival and not being murdered in your sleep, culture sort of takes a back seat.

Two hours in and I had 30 stimpacks. I use em like candy. They are literally in every room.