“more than half of us”

Not only would I vote for this man for President, at this point, I can’t think of *anyone* I’d prefer more than him.

I hope they sue all those models too. I want all these POS to be made responsible for this, especially that little fratboy who orchestrated the whole thing. I don’t care if he scammed rich kids, he scammed people in the end. Finish him. It’s not like some random Instagram models were advertising the festival. It was…

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

My thought exactly. “Gee, two super famewhores are promoting it! It’s basically an imprimatur from the BBB! Nothing says trustworthy like lip injections!” said no one with even a single brain cell to spare.

Financial advisor here: Before making any large purchase, ALWAYS ask yourself, “But is it promoted by a vapid Instagram celebrity?”

#2 ja rule is organizing it

The same Emily who continues to claim “Blurred Lines” was somehow about empowering women? Because it seems like she is pretty used to willingly selling bullshit.

They, like, literally live off daddy’s checks.

Whenever I read stories like this in the world, I wonder how on earth people my age or younger can just go and willy nilly drop $2000 on something like this. Our household income is twice the median and anything over $200 is a ‘is this ok? Can we do this?’ type of purchase. I always wonder what these people do for a…

Like, I hope this is a transcript of a, like, literal conversation and this idiot didn’t type up, like, a description of her experience using these words.

like, this was my rent, which I just spent on this thing that’s not happening.

I feel like a Kardashian / Jenner promotion and no other real details is huge red flag #1.

“You had Emily Ratajkowski and Kendall Jenner promoting it,”

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?

I wish you had a subtitle before starting the article.

It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!