Fashion porn + Meryl Streep + Emily Blunt + Stanley Tucci = why people love this movie. When I used to flip past channels, I’d stop to watch it whenever it was on, no matter what point of the movie, but especially before the makeover montage. I cannot resist a makeover montage.

Truthfully, I love this movie because I live vicariously through Meryl Streep being a raging bitch to her coworkers, saying all the things I wish I could say.

I wishi could give you more stars. ive lived through major natural disasters and stealing is NEVER ok .Fuck all of you liberal pieces of shit here who think that all morals and values should be thrown out the window here. You don’t realize it since you’re all tucked away in your mom and dad’s house, but one looting…

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Maybe I’m alone but Theon’s “beat me like a punching bag” beach fight just seemed sad. All the important people are handling dragon fire, insane siblings with undead murderslaves, and an army set to extinguish all life, and I’m supposed to cheer because Theon finally stood up to a bully? Eh.

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

One also needs some bleach.

Corrected:

Fuck off, human.

Damn, this new Doctor sure is bringing out all the assholes today.

Seriously, what’s wrong with empathizing with animals? And why the fuck does it need to be an either/or situation? Are you not capable of caring simultaneously about your spouse & your pets?

Does death not bother you? Does it not make you sad?

Are…

If the past year or two have made anything clear, it’s that despite their best efforts, there’s a lot to dislike about people.

Why? There are a lot of humans, too many. Whereas we have driven many of these “lesser” animals to the brink of extinction. I would much rather have fewer superior human animals and more of pretty much every endangered species.

Are you tired of all the winning yet? I’m sooooo tired of all the winning. Believe me!

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

Yeah! Boo rich people with their being wealthier than me. They must have for sure been behind this design flaw. Trying to murder the poor so they can have all the money to themselves! /s

Are you a female? Are you currently covered from head to toe? Are you literate? Have you ever driven a car? Have you ever touched a man in public? If the answer to the first question is yes, and the answer to the remaining questions are wrong, there are a significant number of people out there that would have no…

Are we still celebrating the cultural enrichment that comes with letting Muslims live alongside civilization?  

Seriously, you shut the fuck up. Many humans are not far removed from the behavior of baboons. You clearly pay no attention to the world around you. The fact that you have evinced no sympathy for the multiple elephants this man slaughtered is telling. Humans have been killing each other, en masse, for as long as our…

Fuck his faux humanity and fuck your faux outrage.