Fashion porn + Meryl Streep + Emily Blunt + Stanley Tucci = why people love this movie. When I used to flip past channels, I’d stop to watch it whenever it was on, no matter what point of the movie, but especially before the makeover montage. I cannot resist a makeover montage.

Truthfully, I love this movie because I live vicariously through Meryl Streep being a raging bitch to her coworkers, saying all the things I wish I could say.

I wishi could give you more stars. ive lived through major natural disasters and stealing is NEVER ok .Fuck all of you liberal pieces of shit here who think that all morals and values should be thrown out the window here. You don’t realize it since you’re all tucked away in your mom and dad’s house, but one looting…

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

Maybe I’m alone but Theon’s “beat me like a punching bag” beach fight just seemed sad. All the important people are handling dragon fire, insane siblings with undead murderslaves, and an army set to extinguish all life, and I’m supposed to cheer because Theon finally stood up to a bully? Eh.

Looking like a damn unopened Pokémon ball.

One also needs some bleach.

Are you tired of all the winning yet? I’m sooooo tired of all the winning. Believe me!

Good! That guy is an idiot. I say this as a Jewish American, the leeway that orthodox sects and Hasidim are given in secular situations is beyond ridiculous.

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

“more than half of us”

Not only would I vote for this man for President, at this point, I can’t think of *anyone* I’d prefer more than him.

I hope they sue all those models too. I want all these POS to be made responsible for this, especially that little fratboy who orchestrated the whole thing. I don’t care if he scammed rich kids, he scammed people in the end. Finish him. It’s not like some random Instagram models were advertising the festival. It was…

The best way to handle Milo is to starve him of attention. Don’t voice outrage at his stupid statements. Don’t print interviews with him. Let him have his troll festival but stay away. Don’t have a counter protest, that just feeds the beast.

I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!

What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…

My thought exactly. “Gee, two super famewhores are promoting it! It’s basically an imprimatur from the BBB! Nothing says trustworthy like lip injections!” said no one with even a single brain cell to spare.

Like, why would anyone try to actually scam us?