Like the Republicans respected the office of the President by blocking every single thing Obama tried to do from day one while feeding the worst suspicions held up by the very man who replaces him that he’s not American, secretly Muslim and wants to destroy the nation.

The decision to vote either Trump or Clinton is not a simple difference of opinion. The man is openly hostile towards women, immigrants, people of color, and, to a lesser extent, LGBT folks (although Pence more than makes up for it on that front). And this doesn’t even take into account how erratic and capricious he…

You have never been more attractive to me than you are right now. Let the Trump-felchers make their own auto site w/ what passes for humor and balanced commentary in the conservative world; I’m more than happy than w/ the well-rounded Jalopnik I’ve enjoyed for years.

I give him three months before he goes, “Fuck this. I am outta here.” This is a man who has been handed everything to him on a silver platter his entire life. He didn’t have to roll up his sleeves and work his knuckles to the bone for anything. And now he is going to take what is arguably the most stressful and…

Said this elsewhere, but it bears repeating... Clinton, Obama, et al were right about one thing: this election was about what kind of country we are. And the electorate has decided: we are an asshole. Of the assholes, by the assholes, for the assholes. And now we have an Asshole-in-Chief. Van Jones is right, we are a…

So, any politicians out there going to call this guy a terrorist? If he was Muslim you know you would. If he had been waving the flag of Islam and then started killing police? You absolutely would. So, how about this guy? Anyone? Anyone at all? Yeah, didn’t fucking think so. Cowards.

So he proves that BLM protesters hate cops...by murdering cops.

I’m mystified that people would complain about this. It’s a pretty sweet deal. You get to trade in your car for what it was worth over a year ago, with assumed “clean” value (you know you car isn’t really NADA clean) PLUS a big cash payment. A lot of people are going to get to trade in their 4-5 year old cars for…

It sounds like the settlement does a good job trying to compensate the majority of owners fairly. There will always be outliers. Having the settlement be perfect for every person would take too long and be too costly. And a settlement that bankrupted VW wouldn’t have been beneficial either.

Great writeup. Best of all, you’ve pointed out there are several “bridges too far” that really lie beyond VW’s responsibility. Owning, operating, and maintaining a car costs money. For those expenditures, an owner expects to be able to drive themselves from Point A to Point B on an ongoing basis. The nastiness of…

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful

Fallon is a no-talent hack who sucks (seriously why are you not watching Colbert instead), but this is good advice. In short, stop taking yourself so goddamned seriously and stop trying to constantly find fault in the words and actions of others (unless those “others” happen to be Jimmy Fallon).

I expect Al, wont be stirring tomorrow, he’ll be sipping happily. I hope BB is fired. He has always been a douche, but I thought harmless enough, then Lochte gate happened, and he was excusing Lochte with the boys will be boys tired argument. This pussy gate thing is so creepy it makes my skin crawl. Anyone who…

Al Roker’s all stir stir stir stir.

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If it is possible/real Mark Cuban will absolutely make this investment. I have never seen someone get so much glee out of the demise of Trump except maybe Hillary.