FFXV was flawed in more ways than I can count but despite—maybe even because—of all that I still rank it as one of my top FFs. Ardyn had some of the best villain justifications of the FFs next to Vayne from XII. I cared more about the Chocobros than I did for most of the cast of previous installments, and the ending…

This makes me want to go play the Ardyn DLC. And all the rest of it, too. I wonder how difficult it would be to get back into the gameplay.

I started with the Golden Deer for my first playthrough thinking “Eh, I like the characters from the other houses more, but it’s worth it for Claude.”

I kinda love it when my own personal biases (Hondas are excellent vehicles that require very little maintenance) are borne out by facts.

A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

Because then you’d have two devices that do the same exact thing.

It’d be nice for me to finally bury this...susceptible to that person’s b.s. 13 years on. But they still have the power to make me rage. I hadn’t seen them in years, but saw them at a mutual friend’s event this year. The old hyper awareness came back and they hugged me repeatedly... in front of our spouses.

I can't stress enough the QuickMatch tip on OkCpuid. Browsing through profiles from your homepage takes forever, and it'll keep showing you the same small subset of people. QuickMatch is awesome—you can flip through profiles quickly, keep getting new people, and starring them for later.

Is it bad that I ordered the collector's edition?

You bought an Xbox One for an iPhone game? Color me confused...

No one said anything about FF7. Try to stay on subject.

Well, if you consider that her whole outfit is made from her hair..

I always had the most trouble with Maleficent.

The PS2 sound hit me right in the nostalgia. I'm going to be thinking about Kingdom Hearts all day now.

Kotaku! you need to do an article on Theophany. They have created a wonderful version of the Majora's Mask soundtrack. I've seen the game music stuff you've been posting and its good, but not half as impressive as this.

What does this thing say!!!?

I love the stories, I hate playing the game.