Patrick has been fired for not referencing the extensive real-world history of ballistas being used to kill flame-breathing magical lizards the size of 747s.

Oh you’ll be fine. You literally have the best year of your life coming up (27: I’m serious. It’s the greatest age you will ever be. It’s like the pinnacle. I loved it) so shut your mouth.

The right is where the home team is put on the score bar.