Everyone was expecting us to make Modern Warfare 4, which would have been the safe thing to do

No problem, and thank you for doing this extensive write-up. As a veteran Eve player, I can't express enough how uplifting reading this was, even though the content is based around a tragedy.

Quite right. Heard of this a couple times, always got a chuckle.

In Eve Online, there are methods of flagging fellow pilots, corporations (guilds), and alliances by designating a pre-defined color. It usually goes as follows:

Neat, I didn't know that.

Travelling to a range with a loaded gun. Seems weird, since every range I've been to requires inspection of the weapon before entering, and it (and the clips) must be unloaded before you go in...

Please. If kids had guns to defend themselves, this wouldn't be an issue.

Needs more stabilizers, or something. One strong gust and it looks like the whole thing would just flop over.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man likes to snigger and shout "Polo!"

So when will someone mod this into Minecraft?

Fantastic +1

Next thing you know, he'll want us to start registering our shovels, in order to compile some sort of national shovel registry, to find out who's buying shovels...

I'm pretty sure it was detailed in the Windows 8 "first time" tutorial, but that's fair.

I do have a home page. Its Google Reader.

I don't see it as an improvement, it just does exactly what the Windows key does: brings up the start screen. I think at this point its just unnecessary, and Microsoft should stick to their guns on way or another.

No it wouldn't. That would be stupid.

This is the Leviathan I was looking for.

Why is new technology still not supporting wireless N?

Out of curiosity, what's confusing about it?

I'm sure the guy with blood all over his face and the dude minus a leg care about what a group of commentors on the web have to say right now, one way or another...