David Bowie’s death drove me to dislike my friends. Glenn Frey’s drove me to hate them. Of course, no one gives a shit about Abe Vigoda.

Who dis? Carson Daily?

My Italian cousin once said a Kiss tasted like it’s been fermenting in the pocket of a Fransiscan monk for 20 years.

I'm crying and now my 15 month old baby is crying bc he knows mommy is sad.

Never regret bringing love into the world! Yes the world is brutal and that's why we have to shower our children with nothing but love, knowledge,and esteem so they will grow up and pass it along.

my ankles give out if I even try and let go of a counter. And I’m 6’0 so everyone saw it.

Frosted junk! I dunno what that is exactly but it's a fun phrase for sure.

Like a petulant little boy! He’s gonna beat her too 😟

New to me and I've been in Atlanta for 18 years.

You seem like a pretty insufferable person.

Those Charlie brown movies made me depressed as a kid.

TL; stopped at “commodity prices for cotton cash crop”. Take away the redundancy and you have simply “cotton prices”. You have done nothing but agree that the civil war was over slavery.

There is a beautiful young African man who works at my local target. I want to ask him questions but his breath is hot. Do you think people are unaware they have stank breath?

You suck

It's taken me 10 years to get to s2e6. Am I the only one who just doesn't give a damn about the show?