I'm crying and now my 15 month old baby is crying bc he knows mommy is sad.

Never regret bringing love into the world! Yes the world is brutal and that's why we have to shower our children with nothing but love, knowledge,and esteem so they will grow up and pass it along.

my ankles give out if I even try and let go of a counter. And I’m 6’0 so everyone saw it.

Frosted junk! I dunno what that is exactly but it's a fun phrase for sure.

Like a petulant little boy! He’s gonna beat her too 😟

You seem like a pretty insufferable person.

Those Charlie brown movies made me depressed as a kid.

There is a beautiful young African man who works at my local target. I want to ask him questions but his breath is hot. Do you think people are unaware they have stank breath?

You suck