Wehelllll AHOY THERE!!

Wtf would the big deal be with running on the sidewalk???! Siding with the cops on this one.

Resisting anything the police tell you to do. You don't do it. You're in trouble.

There are a few sides to this argument. You definitely have a point, it’s wrong for guys/girls to pressure their significant others into orgasms. ESPECIALLY if they are having trouble. However, there is an ocean of people out there making their partners feel like crap for not satisfying them. People threaten to break…

who the hell is aaron carter?

i needed this laugh tonight. love it.

give er a hunderrrrrrd....ermagerrrrd.

we needed science to tell us this?? lol guys do this MORE than girls...girls are just under a bigger microscope.

good lord she’s screaming a lot. quiet down sharry.

love how he tries to sugar coat what he’s doing. MAKE A LATE HIT.

the little pass to himself before the shot was even more money than the shot itself

she seriously needs to stop talking about her body. all of her other material is gold. all this self deprecation is getting old.

Something insightful: “If I died tomorrow, I couldn’t complain. It’s been good.” - Lemmy Kilmister

Boner noted. But he's done well to make up for it.

DAMN RIGHT! Get this man a raise. How can we get him to apply his genius to soccer?? FUCK YOU! YOU’RE GETTING A CARD FOR DIVING!

“Cannot be Stopped”...as he runs to the men’s room with his pre game meal filling his cheeks.

naganaga...nagannaworkhereanymore

Jeanneret is the Lou Holtz of the NHL.

He got the deuce!

sad