Just wish Michael had turned on his brother mid-interview, made mention of his conspicuous lack of rings, and say that’s why Mom named you Martellus and not Marshowus

Just so all the Jezzers are clear - Ghostbusters is good because women and Suicide is Squad is bad because Jared Leto (man). Got it? Great!

“What if we did the Avengers, but with lesser known characters and none of the setup movies?”

So some people went to the a movie featuring some of the most violent, sadistic characters in the DC universe and expected something else other than violence, sexism, over-the-top action, and machismo? Sometimes I wonder what are the qualifications to be a film critic. I guess the ability to breath is one of them.

Beware the Scrunchie!

Once golf starts using trained birds to drop the balls into the hole, then you can start comparing it to dressage.

Having lived in Brasil about a decade ago, I can say that these accommodations are actually pretty great. The mere fact that there are seats on the toilet is a huge improvement.

It’s 4th world Brazil, so what did you expect, competence and quality?

Given the purported state of the water, lack of running water in the rooms may be a godsend.

Chinese folks reporting on shoddy construction and poorly made and assembled goods is rich.

Doesn’t “socialite” just mean unemployed rich twat? Why do people make fancy words for these people?

I’m getting a strong “wannabe Winona Ryder” vibe.

But the opinions are okay as long as they're liberal. If a conversative opines I get triggered.

That single middle seat needs a fake steering wheel mounted in front of it with a little “beep beep” horn. I’m 46 and would totally rock that.

That lady is 4' 8".

Yeah, I recall when Dan Marino's season TD record got beat that he said all the right things but his face said "I hope the fucker dies in a fire!".

I can think of about zero engines that make sense for drifting, because there’s no real sense in drifting.

Play the Oscar Pistorious drinking game: every time your loved one goes to the bathroom, take 4 shots.

Agreed. An enormous jet black monolith in the middle of the desert would be quintessential future design.

I think the 1.9 million is only the first 14%?