At some point they’re just gonna kick him out.  He needs to be positioning himself for that by getting a hookup from another embassy.  The Russians would probably be a good choice.

Yes, a whole governmental bureau staffed by people just like you.  Remember that when say “the government” its not some kind of monolithic beast, its people just like you.

State Farm thinks my FIAT 124 Spider is a Chrysler product.  No parts search site or auto parts store thinks that.

Yes, a guy who did something bad once must pay for the rest of his life.  

No one is forcing Beyoncé to dress like that. Other female performers seem to perform just fine with less stage production and wardrobe changes. I think you’re writing about nothing just to get your page count up.

Not seeing the problem here.  Snatch purses and run you gotta expect the cops to do something about it.  Tapping a moped is better than having a sniper in the helo taking him down.

Used to watch Dukes of Hazzard and laughed whenever they had tires squealing on dirt roads.

You get paid for this?

Pretty sad that you write about football seemingly without any knowledge of how teams construct their offense and defense.  Whether or not Kap is a better option at QB than Sanchez is arguable.  What isn’t arguable is that you can’t just put in an entirely new offense to suit him on short notice.  Redskins were built…

Damn.  I’ve heard of guys turning girls lesbian, but never into a nun.

Movie is China Salesman.  Looks like a hoot.

Yeah, how stupid of them.  Thome only played 4 seasons with the Sox and only works in the Sox front office.  Horrible guy to try to sell Harper on coming to the team.

I’m surprised that a Deadspin writer wrote an article about Hunt with any nuance at all.

The real yikes is that he outran the entire Philadelphia defense.

“Of course Breer, a dutiful puppet for NFL team owners, attributes the Texans’ success to the wisdom and planning of the front office instead of, say, the skill of the players.”

Exactly.  Play UConn, East Carolina, etc. and you may be undefeated but you haven’t played anyone.

Oh please.  You know why UCF isn’t in the playoff.  They play a non power 5 schedule against teams like UConn (they have a football team?) and East Carolina.  If UCF wants to get recognized they need to play teams that count.

I used to work with a guy like that.  He was about 6' 4" tall and just about as wide.  Probably 300 lbs and built like one of the guys on World’s Strongest Man.  Nickname was Bear (he was a bit hairy) and when he talked the walls shook.  

Not if they throw a flag.  Game can’t end on a defensive penalty.

This looks legit.