Daniel Hernandez is not his government name.  Its the name his parents gave him.

Now if they can just start calling the holding the Packers’ O-line does every time A-a-ron scrambles.

The way to do the bagel thing is to simply cut them in half and pair the tops together.

They only work because baseball players apparently are incapable of seeing the shift on and then hitting it to the opposite field. 

I just don’t get why they’re doing this.  Its baseball, put your 9 best guys up and play ball.  All the strategery isn’t needed.

She can’t retire.  She has 4 cats to feed.

Just once, I’d like to see one of these companies/people just say no to apologizing.  Explain what the picture and say nothing else.

Sexist?  More like ageist.

Obama gets it. He gets paid enormous sums of money to be ex-President. He knows exactly what the deal is.

I live in Georgia and the Atlanta Hawks passed on this guy for a skinny, slow guard.  Fuck them. 

The Cowboys already weren’t using the WRs they had effectively, now they can be even less effective with Cooper added.

Yes, give up your rights.  Good idea.

The government in Singapore actually does what everyone here thinks Trump is doing.  Funny how Lifehacker thinks its a good place to go.

No.  No more “sports” where scoring is judged.  This is just figure skating all over again.

To be fair, which I realize no one at this site actually understands, lots of shows have laugh tracks and they are unfunny as hell without them.  BBT isn’t special.

Yeah, how dare she go to what is basically a roast dinner and make jokes.

Yes, when rich people tell you to do something you should do it even if they don’t walk the talk.  That sounds properly subservient. 

He’s not wrong.  All the usual suspects continue to live high even while telling us peons to sacrifice. 

Did they have another conference in Zurich where they arrived in private jets and drove around town in limos?

You freak out way too easily.  Sack up.