“Typically readiness levels jump during wartime, as maintainers push to get aircraft ready for combat and Congress and the Pentagon open the funding floodgates.”

Yes, its a huge missed opportunity to introduce water leaks into the car.  I had 2 Jeep Commanches and a Cherokee with the vent windows.  All three leaked.  Going to a car wash may as well just roll the windows down.

And your basis for this claim is?

So where was the disturbing part?

Minnesota will probably sign him.  Can’t be worse than Clemmings.

You’re too late.  The Mueller investigation has already gone away.  Its gone so far off course that it will never finish.

Nikki is her given name.  Her middle name in fact.

I’m over 50 and I never found Bob Hope to be funny.

Seems to me you should be asking Seinfeld and Rock why they don’t do colleges rather than John Mulaney.  All he knows is what he thinks he knows. 

You know this is all a work, right?  Setting up for the inevitable re-match.  You need a story line to get butts in seats.

Not that far-fetched an idea.  Tupac has released 7 albums since he “died”.

I’ve thought for a long time that if quality starting pitchers are so hard to find, why not pitch relievers and closers all the time.  They would pitch at most 2 innings each and no batter would face them twice.  And they could pitch every game (or maybe every other game) since they won’t throw more than 25-30…

There is a Good Place.  Its full of dogs.

Back in high school I used to hit the other guy on purpose early in a match.  Worth losing a point or two to intimidate the fuck out of your opponent.  Not many of them would approach the net after a couple of shots at or near their head.

I see this happen a lot in college ball.  For 3 quarters they play lights out and then in the 4th they forget how to tackle or they call ridiculous defenses.  Its funny how many teams will call exactly the wrong defenses when the other team is behind and let them back in the game.  Almost like someone called them and…

Yes, OSU is so much better to root for.  Their coach was only a wife beater.

Temporary truce at best.  The inevitable squabbles about who left the seat up will soon turn into open warfare.

Probably wasn’t much talking after David blew his load all over the back seat.

You missed the part where they will also have to spend $6 million to fix things.  Did you even read the article?

I think so too. Emergency rooms are full of people telling false stories of what they did.  “Sir, how did you get your dick stuck in the vacuum cleaner”?   “You were vacuuming naked and slipped and fell and your dick went in the hose”?