Failed? Its totally feasible, and how do you know it hasn't already been done?

While the exhaust note was less than impressive, that paint job was cool. They should sell cars like that.

While the exhaust note was less than impressive, that paint job was cool. They should sell cars like that.

Yeah, its Deadspin, but what did the cops do to you? Did one steal your bik

Fuck it, let them dope. I want 8 foot tall basketball players, weightlifters snatching a ton over their heads, sprinters hyped up more than racehorses, and gymnasts so flexible they can lick their own elbows.

What do you expect from a conference that calls itself the Big 12 and only has 10 teams? These guys ain’t right in the head from go.

What do you expect from a conference that calls itself the Big 12 and only has 10 teams?

Looking more and more like Jabba every day. Is he auditioning for a part in the next Star Wars movie?

Where was the burn? All I see is a rather uncreative "joke".

Just let them dope. Hell, issue them the drugs.

Take my money!

The Pats go 2-2 under Gerappaho, then Brady comes back and the Pats start the FU tour of the NFL. 30 pt win differentials and another Superbowl for Tommy.

Bet he got his ass kicked after. Idiot.

On the other hand, exposing yourself to the environment helps your immune system stay strong. Get outside, get dirty.

Nevermind how tough the nut was, how much of a beast was this guy to bend a freaking breaker bar?

Well, all’s well that ends well. He got his nut off.

The government gets all of it. So the smart diver doesn't admit finding $300 million in gold and silver dubloons; he admits finding 3.

You got half the rule correct. The $25k fine is there, but there is also "including but not limited to" language. So under the rule a suspension is possible. However, it should be noted that the 4 game suspension of Brady is not under that rule. You should probably do a little extra homework on the issues in this case.

Gotta have their finger on the mute/cut button in case those wacky Brazilians throw in dancers with no tops. Can’t have free boobs on the TV.

Gotta have their finger on the mute/cut button in case those wacky Brazilians throw in dancers with no tops. Can’t have free boobs on the TV.