I think he fucked Tom Ley's sister once, and Tom has never gotten over it.

Bill, you aren't fooling anyone.

Wanna make the TSA more efficient? Fire them all. They have caught exactly ZERO terrorists since their founding.

LeBron is a bitch. He instigated the Green incident. The NBA lets him get away with it.

Which is why you don't turbo it. You supercharge it. Mine is making abut 300HP and it was as easy as removing the intake manifold and rerouting a couple of radiator hoses.

So, if knives are stainless steel and I can't put them in the dishwasher, how is it my cutlery is also stainless steel and this Wicked Sharp guy doesn't seem to give a shit about that?

Or he stayed with the jet to keep it from hitting an apartment building. The pilots I've worked with in the Air Force are trained to get the aircraft on a heading away from populated areas before ejecting.

Well, that and the dealer is the only one who can refill the smug reservoir.

Is it segregation? Or is it that like groups tend to hang out/live with/associate with like groups. Its like high school; there isn't any sign saying that jocks have to sit at certain tables, but they do. Why do they do that? Because like groups will band together.

^this. A quick google for brake pads nets less than $100 for a front set. An hour tops to replace, and that’s counting how long it takes to chug the beers.

In my experience, people down south are more polite and nicer than the ones up north. I've heard the n word more north of KY than south of it.

Ever get the feeling that Kornheiser has those clothes at his house? And they probably had to hold Wilbon down and staple that hat to his head.

I like Bomani, but I can’t figure out why he is 2nd (or 3rd) banana on Dan Lebotard’s tv show. Does Dan have dirt on Bomani or what?

Simmons was hardly a rebel. More like a prick.

Get in line.

How do they know they have the right twin? Maybe Ann killed Allison.

After? During.

Best bet is to hope the Warriors have a bout of "food poisoning" at the hotel before the game.

Baseball bat? Probably not. But I have yard sprinklers.

That doesn't look like "passing". It looks more like "pacing" the other car. More than one asshole in this story.