I thought we were supposed to start by offering to cut her in half and give one to each family, to see who really cares?

My home version of turning white cheddar into Mild Mexican is pretty much ~1 tsp each of ground cumin, ground chipotle, and garlic powder.

Mild Mexican? That was my favorite!

Damn it, I always wanted the capital to do this, except my concept was an ice cream parlor chain stocked with hot dudes, to be named “Bananas.”

(All the stars)

Men aren’t technically necessary for sexes to collide, but they really, really wish they were.

I keep this around just for threads about abortion restrictions

Do “Williams Sonoma smell:” fill a small saucepan with water and add 1 tbs vanilla extract, a few sprigs of Rosemary, and a sliced lemon. Simmer indefinitely (you may need to add more water every few hours) to create a lovely cover smell.

Right now I’m reading Spirit Gate, by Kate Elliott. It has a fairly slow pace, but In enjoying the non-standard Euro fantasy world.

I love purple prose. Purple is my favorite color.

I wish I could give this more stars

I was convinced I was allergic to lavender oil. Everything with it leaves my skin super itchy. I'm glad to see other people qualifying it as an irritant, perhaps I'm not so odd (in this one instance), after all.

I was a big fan of aquaphor, but do find it a little *too* tacky/greasy. I now use hydrolatum when I need to bring out the "big guns." It's mostly white petrolatum, like aquaphor, but blended with water so it's a little lighter and more readily absorbed.

I used to suffer what I called "combination skin from hell." My face was dry and flaky, yet at the same time congested and riddled with angry red bumps.

I'm a huge fan of the original Practical Magic novel. As such, I really just can't get behind the movie, which seems to senselessly change so much of the plot and lose what I considered the real theme - the "magic" of love & family as opposed bell, book, and candle.

"Caught in the middle is Nate Brigman, an ordinary man thrust into an extraordinary situation by the mysterious disappearance of his wife." The adventures of a cishet white male driven by the manpain of a fridged woman? How original! Where do I sign up?!

So you choose to ignore the blatant Destiel queerbaiting?

“Blessed are the meek, because they don’t post self righteous kinja replies to people who may or may not observe their particular brand of religion.” - Jesus

Phoenix Saga 1602 is all I want from life.

Slipping bills through as riders does seem like an excellent civics education, but color me tickled that after trouncing this because “why do we need a state raptor?” it’s going to sneak through as part of declaring the state wild cat. How many official animals *does* a state need? Maybe the kids should just vote in…