I think he is actually using this fake rubber hand! It’s the exact same color.
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1. You don’t understand natural selection.
So... A product that works, just not as well as the PR Dept says? Sounds like every product sold, ever.
Feet. It is always feet for me. I would rather see blood, guts, vomit, brain ooze falling out of someone’s ear... Feet are THE WORST. I fly economy class a lot, and it is awful for the most part (for various reasons). But I still vividly remember my first upgrade-to-first-class experience. I was so excited.…
“Don’t put “eyelashes” on your car. Your car is not anthropomorphic. It doesn’t need facial expressions and it doesn’t have eyes.”
Really, guys? We’re gonna ignore the twirling Dorito?
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Kinja bug. I use the same rules for my challenges, with minor tweaks. For some reason it didn't change over. It wasn't my fault. Probably.
Have you ever wondered what life would look like if you had X-ray vision? Well, don your most flattering set of…
When my Grandma & Grandpa bought their 4-Runner it didn't have the cigarette lighter in it, so my Grandpa went and raised hell about it at the dealership, so the poor salesman that had to deal with my Grandpa went and jacked one out of a Camry just to get my Grandpa out of there. In the words of my Grandpa, "I paid…
I will leave this here...
The entire Geo lineup existed for the 90s.
I clicked on this link, fully expecting Darling Nikki to be #1 and it's not even on the list. For shame. FOR SHAME.
Here's a Bugatti replica they delivered to me. As you can see it's of the finest quality and is easily mistaken for a real one. I dare you to tell the difference. YOU CANT!!!
It's kinda like having a bowl of cornflakes after you've had the full English breakfast.
Lemme get this straight: I can buy a facelifted version of the Jetta that was the Jetta 4 generations before the Jetta named a Jetta. Unless it's the Jetta that's not a Jetta, but a Polo. The Jetta that is the real Jetta isn't named the Jetta, but the Lavida. The Sagitar is the Jetta the Jetta used to be, and the…
I like that. The loss of an eye would fit with his character, even.
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They actually made fun of this in Cars 2 with a creepy "headlight vendor" selling a form of back-alley cosmetic surgery.