Awesome use of a misogynist term to describe a total scumbag!

“freedom” will suffice. No need to add the superfluous “s” to your jingoistic cries.

Not to mention Lexington & Concord, Bunker Hill, Saratoga, etc.

Ha, the WaPo isn’t supposed to be a tabloid!

Ha ha ha ha ha awesome

Also, don’t fucking breastfeed unless you never leave your house, or promise to hide under a nun’s habit while feeding in public.

Yeah, because you only have to stop beating, threatening, and abusing women once your sperm joined an egg to create a female human.

Nice life if you can get it.

Because of COURSE any other extant beings would be driven to kill us.

You’ll change THAT tune along about age 50.

Thanks, Paleo-Dad! What else will you admonish me for? I can’t really manage my own life! Help!

Do you remember Stouffer’s Noodles Romanoff? Pure heaven!

Save the empty cans and use them as hair curlers!

Plus the incessant “My heaaaad hurts, Mommmmmy!” the next day.

DON’T YOU KNOW YOU ARE KILLING YOURSELF WITH ORANGE JUICE WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF STUPID BABY BOOMER?

We drank frozen because there weren’t big jugs of “not from concentrate” oj when I was a kid. And we drank the generic brand, at that!

We just had BLTs for dinner, on Trader Joe’s toasted Tuscan Pane white bread. And homemade fries.

SunnyD is Tang already mixed. I’m convinced. Remember when they used to call it “Sunny Delight,” and they started calling it “Sunny D” in the hopes that ’tween boys would drink it?

I always wondered that! And who needs fruit AND juice? The milk goes ON your cereal. Toast is for Sundays, when Dad makes bacon & eggs before Mass. And then you go to Mass and the rest of your day is ruined/over.

DO NOT DIS TANG