I think using food as a reward is effed-up.

You have ZERO idea what it is like to breastfeed. So maybe don’t smugsplain how this one kid you babysat is the ideal prototype for how all breastfed children will act/respond.

Shame on you, Ofhusband! Why aren’t you disciplining that infant and showing her who is in charge, which of course is EVERYONE ELSE BESIDES YOU. /sarcasm

You don’t have any kids, right? People with no kids ALWAYS are able to smugly point out what a mother is doing wrong.

Clearly you have never had a baby, if you think there is such a thing as a “feeding time.” Feeding time is any time a baby gets hungry.

You’re an idiot. You respond to a screaming, hungry infant not because the child will immediately starve and die if not fed, but to teach the child early and often that her basic needs WILL be attended to. This is the very foundation of nurturing, trust, and security.

More like Kohl’s or one of the many -Marts. It’s not a swank chain.

Man, you white dudes are running scared at the reality that your days of being on top 100% of the time are OVER. I love watching you squirm.

“Bro. She’s just a bitch. Probably wouldn’t suck our dicks, anyway.”

“Waaaahhhhh! I hate when bitches won’t cater to me!”

That’s probably it! Death-fatties sucking down sodas and Twinkies while pregnant! GodDAMN! You have solved the mystery with your One Patient That Time who caused her own gestational diabetes (false) by ingesting only Coke. You’re a GENIUS.

Women aren’t citizens. We’re chattel.

It’s also what you get when you refuse to vote for Hillary Clinton because she is literally the worst person ever born plus Satan plus Hitler and you are just too pure to compromise your pristine ideals and anyway, Jill Stein!

I would argue that you’re probably a man, used to having the world defined on your terms.

No. No, “the natural birthing industry” does no such thing. Crazy outlier unlicensed fundy mudwives, maybe.

What in the hell are you even on about? “Don’t go swimmin’ in that-there aborted fetus pool, y’all. I know it’s just a ton of fun, but y’all can catch the AIDS from it.”

It seems to include both.

According to my quick google, “maternal mortality rate” means a death arising from or somehow caused by pregnancy or childbirth. So it could be related to prenatal health care. Although generally, we only care about the fetus, once a woman becomes pregnant.

Is anybody, anywhere, surprised by any of this shit?

“triggered” *eyeroll* Only a millennial would say that.