Haha the only thing I can truly laugh about in all of this is the fact that Christie is so fucked he can’t even get a job as a professional bootlicker for the President!

Hey Ivanka: Guess whose shoes I keep seeing at the Goodwill?

No. Armed killings have not always been so prolific.

I would like to unsubscribe from this world.

The chapter’s executive director Justin Kirk told ABC 17 that the fraternity has failed to meet fraternity and university standards in recent years, and that they’re investigating Delta Upsilon’s issues, “Some of which we have just learned of within the last few days.”

Can it be 6 pm now?

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

I’m warning other readers that you are ignorant on this particular subject, as witnessed by your assertion that THC oil comes from seeds, which is absolutely false.

Despite your appeal to “plain english”, you don’t actually know what you’re talking about, for fuck’s sake!

You know what? I think if this comes up with my kid, I might just be straight with her. Tell her it’s a derogatory name for her vulva and that this man thinks it’s okay to grab women there and let her draw her own conclusions. She knows that’s wrong. She already calls him Donald Poop anyways.

Yeah, this “apology” is bullshite. An apology does not include a “Yeah BUT so and so did this.” A sincere apology is a form of humbling yourself, and not bringing up anyone else’s actions.

I’m a guy and while I can be as horny as the next guy I would never kiss a woman (let alone grab her vagina) without consent or for 1 second believe I had the right to because of who I am or what I do. Some guys DO talk like this: assholes, douchebags, and rapists.

Oh fuck you NBC, you’re the ones who foisted him on us in the first place, giving him legitimacy even when he was pulling his birther nonsense. You know they must have unaired footage of him in the Apprentice board room saying offensive things about women, where is that? The contestants said it happened and there’s…

So, grab them by the Donald Trump during the Vietnam War?

To every GG stan who might rage at the title and scroll immediately to the comments:

They probably paid a lot for the tickets and there will not be another performance (unlike if he had canceled) so I can understand their frustration.

Awww, I think he tried the “high five” move, which is good for kids - much lower commitment and less intimidating than a hug or handshake.

I propose a trade! You guys can have the bigoted orangutan, we’ll take the handsome, progressive yoga enthusiast.