I was one of two kids in my class in elementary school grade (year after year) who qualified for free/reduced. I had a special colored lunch ticket that I was humiliated by — so much so that I’d often opt to go without rather than flash that thing. So many kids would rather be hungry than embarrassed. I was one. I am…

I used to date a guy who would go on about what a great mother I’d be to his kids, and I always responded that I’m sure he’d be an entertaining clown for the 2-4 hours a month he’d pay attention to those kids.

Where upstate? I used to live 15 minutes from Plattsburgh, NY.

We use PODS to store items that we move out for an event we have at my organization every year. They are always on time, the POD stays for us, and then they pick up. The price is as they say (there is a pick up charge, but if you are having it delivered, that is different). The pods are decent sized and we have never…

I just made the same decision! 21 yrs in NYC & Jersey, and I’m done. Moving back South, where hopefully I can afford to live and see my family more than once or twice a year. Happy trails...

Just sold a place in Brooklyn after 15 years and not looking back. The only way is forward, always. I’m excited for you.

This is so f*cking tiring:

My niece, along with a few Girl Scout pals, raised almost $1000 for the Houston SPCA at a bake sale! She said most people gave her $20/ cupcake! She lives outside of Boston. Maybe people don’t always suck!

None of you fools recognize a good ol’ fashion Covfefe when you seen one?

Celebrities are damned if they do and damned if they don’t. If they don’t speak out they are not “using their platform”. If they do speak out, they will definitely make a mistake (because they’re human) and people tell them they are out of touch and to stfu. Suddenly they are cancelled because of how “problematic”…

Thank you for only including relevant seasons. Not even the most studied experts can be bothered with Miami, DC, Potomac or Dallas.

That’s some aggressive neck contouring. It’s almost distracting, like a neck beard. But still can’t hold a candle to those painted abs.

There’s also this badass moment where she calls it out:

Jurassic Park holds up extremely well, honestly. The female lead is wearing sensible clothes given her profession and no one stops her from doing her job because she’s a woman. The young girl is the hacker and Goldblum is the shirtless eye candy. All the dinosaurs are female!

You took that comment in a very odd way.

Her problem is, she still thinks like a rich white man.

This reminds me of that episode of Girls where Hannah and Elijah do a bunch of cocaine and go out dancing.

Ha! Don’t be ridiculous. Nobody’s work is worth $50m a year. That’s the kind of crazy money no reasonable person could spend in a lifetime. And she can go out and start her own production company primarily not because she’s talented (which she undoubtedly is), but because she’s a bazillionaire.

Oh please. Judge Judy (who I love, btw) negotiates like an obscenely rich person with nothing to lose - there is no skill involved in that. If I tried to negotiate for my salary like this, I would be out on my ass.