“Maybe I have overlearned the lesson of staying calm, biting my tongue, digging my fingernails into a clenched fist, smiling all the while, determined to present a composed face to the world.”

Michael C. Hall as JFK?! Ugh, fine, whatever.

An additional theory: she called things off right after the episode aired where we see Tom at a party taking off his mic and flirting with a woman. That might have been the straw the broke the camel’s back. Episode aired on a Wednesday night, the divorce tweets came out on Thursday.

dorinda looks fab.

They were showing some episodes last night, and I really need to sit and watch the whole thing.

Leah Remini is a goddamn hero and her show was absolutely riveting - far closer to a documentary than anything “reality-ish”.

It might be tart, but I think it’s a fairly level-headed response, especially after the “I wouldn’t put her in that awkward position” comment.

I miss single Lu - bring on the rebounds!!

Squirrel Nut Zippers at the Electric Factory.

They were usually pretty kind to each other, but they were funny with their “overall experience” ratings which was all you would really see them give. “I’m giving her wedding a 4/10. She looked so beautiful, the food was awesome, and I had the most fun ever. However, it was hot during the ceremony.”

that would be kween cameron dallas 😍

We are fine without you.

sploosh.

Certainly won’t be the first time, or the last, that women are tasked with the burden of cleaning up the messes of men (of all colors and creeds) who do not deserve to be saved. Sigh.

This is the #1 truest thing ever written.

Yes! And more programs that actually show restoration rather than just ripping walls out. Maintenance and repair maybe too, like a “here’s how you work with what you’ve got” type of show. Some of them touch on it briefly, and to me those few minutes are the always the most valuable info. I suppose that type of show…

Lydia looks like a walking Snapchat filter.

“I really wanted it to be about me...”

Gee, you don’t fuckin’ say.