Oh man... I scoffed so hard at my computer when I read this. She owes you the gift of minding her own business!

That validation aspect is so real... The cynic in me also wonders if there’s the “misery loves company” aspect for some people. My friends who are in the shittiest relationships tend to push the hardest for me to find someone... :-/

Yup. I was right there with you on that. And I’m a white social justice educator so you KNOW my family knows where I stand on the issues but they still love to “push my buttons” by saying dumb shit (even if they don’t believe it themselves because they love to get a rise out of me).

haha I thought it would grow on me! Nah...

Thank you!

Random question... Has anyone ever tried to return clothes for a full refund (or store credit) to Anthropologie after you’ve already removed the tags (and maybe worn it once?). Their return policy makes it seem like anything is fair game but I’d like to hear personal experiences before I take the plunge of returning a…

I do like me some beards, though.

ALSO: “Dude has a hot voice and I wonder what he looks like now.”

This isn’t an answer to your question, but you’ve given me a good reason to share my friend’s project. She’s an amazing photographer and she did a series on women covering their greys in a salon. It’s really well done.

My favorite Newlyweds episode is when Jessica took a monster shit and Nick was teasing her about it as she giggled in a mortified kind of way. It made her instantly relatable for me... We’ve all been there, Jess.

Adorable!

Your morning sounded dreamy!

I’m so freaking excited that fall is just around the corner. It’s gonna be great!

My weekends regularly consist of Netflix and masturbating. I’ve just started putting my vibrator next to me when I crawl into bed and open up my laptop. One day I’m going to automatically do this out of habit when I have company over and have no way of explaining myself.

I’m so sorry for your loss.... I’ve been there and it’s terrible. Sending a big internet hug your way.

Oh yeah... I’m totally down with these mountain men carpenters. Super hot.

Incredible boobs, FTW! Nice.

That sounds awesome! It will all work out. Usually when we think we don’t have enough money for all of our plans, it typically works out. You’ll find ways of balancing it all.

I love Bad Lip Reading! The NFL ones are the best and I don’t even care about football.

I had mixed feelings about Cake. It felt contrived at times, I guess?