I’m almost 33 and I’ve been spending a lot of time thinking about my future lifestyle. I’m still single, which is okay, but I do hope to meet someone within the next couple of years. I really love the idea of building a life with someone but I’m trying to remind myself that it might not happen for me anytime soon, so…

I seriously hope all you women are sterile

Take an Aleve beforehand and try to relax. The insertion will hurt but the pain doesn’t last long (15 seconds?). You’ll be crampy for a few days and your periods will be wacky for a few months but it’s THE BEST. I’m in month six and it’s just nice to not have to worry about BC pills anymore.

Go to the swiping part of the app. I’ve learned that people who recently ‘liked’ you are the first people who will appear in that section, which has been super fun to discover. The more people you ‘like’ in that part, the more you are likely to get ‘matched.’ Once I’ve been matched with people, it turns into the “who…

Feeling obligated to go to people’s showers, weddings, and over-priced birthday dinners when I’m still the single friend.

Farts are silly and always will be. :)

Baby Shane is the perfect description. It’s a good look on her. :)

Unfortunately, most of the world is painfully unaware of student affairs professionals who are actively involved in student life at every college and university. People also don’t realize that those professionals have masters degrees rooted in student development theory. But those experiences don’t mean anything when…

No, I know there are no women writers on the show. This is IF there were women writers.

It was more of a “just put someone with a vagina in the writing room” tone. Not recognizing that women writers on the show should also have a more critical lens when it comes to feminism.

I lost my shit was he said “Wear a white dress.” OMGLOLBARF

That was the only appropriate response she could have. I did enjoy that moment. That one moment...

lol Nicky Pizza... I’m stealing that.

I was on a date on Saturday with a guy who works in TV/Film and we started chatting about True Detective. The time arrived during the date when I would reveal my “I’m a social justice educator and I have strong opinions on things” moment. Most dudes seem cool with this until I start to dive into feminist theory. So I…

You should go as long as you’ll enjoy the people who will be there! Plus, I think bowling shoes are adorbs.

So sorry for your loss... She was beautiful and looks like she was loads of fun!

Yay for raising a great kid! I think the laptop is a solid way to go if it’s one that he wants. I feel like most kids these days want a Macbook but I don’t know what your budget is.

BIG HUGS. I was there in February with my pup so I know those emotions. She was an absolute cutie.

I just got home from a terribly awkward and boring date. I feel bad that he doesn’t speak English well and I attribute much of the lack of connection to that. This guy is very smart but our entire conversation was on the surface because, well, it needed to be on the surface in order for us to understand each other.…

Yay! 4-H’ers unite!