Oh man. And band uniforms are no picnic to get in and out of. Those high-wastes and suspenders!? Taking care of business is always a fucking chore anyway.

What was the first worst date?

It was the summer before grad school and even though I wasn’t supposed to start my internship until August, my supervisor invited me along to a three day conference in June to get to know the rest of the team. I was completely nervous but stoked to give a great first impression. About one day into the conference, I…

This just became a GREAT Friday!

Thank you. I miss my dog a lot.

My dog had a collapsed trachea too, which is very normal. He had it for a few years and I recently had to put him down for something completely unrelated. But he was fine. Just made those noises after running around and getting too excited. My vet said that in most cases, there's really no need to have surgery to fix…

I'm a single lady over here so my advice might not be warranted (but I've gone ring shopping with people). I would recommend emailing him links/photos to the exact style(s) that you like but make it clear that he is fully trusted in picking out the ring. You're just giving him some guidance during his ring search…

I honestly had to Google NoFap. So with my understanding, it's a place where people go for support who are abstaining from porn and masturbation (for various reasons)?

I've always considered honeydew (and cantaloupe) the carnation of the fruit salad. It's just there to take up space.

Those on-street parking permits are a bitch for food trucks! I support the silly chicken window. :-)

Richie is my fav... My most recent ex actually looks A LOT like Richie so that's a little weird but I don't care. I'm Richie's biggest cheerleader.

I think that is exactly it!

I'm a diversity educator/dean at an independent school and while I was in a meeting with other upper level administrators, I was pointing out some harmful sexist/binary/heteronormative policies that are in place at the school. This was a discussion where my voice never once raised in volume. I kept an even-tempered…

You raise a fair point. I wasn't necessarily referring to GAY men, though. Cis-Men, in general, because they can't physically give birth, so they often don't have to deal with the whole "biological clock is ticking so you need to have babies" thing. Does that make sense? At least, that's what I gathered from Megan's…

Agreed. Although she did have a point about the baby thing. Only women seem to get the pressure of having babies.

Is it because she's realizing she's too old to be living with a gay roommate who will never love her back?

Yeah... The mattress shopping scene? When Kevin is all like "He likes it hard." I yelled at my TV "UGH STAHP! I HATE THESE TWO!"

I hope he's peeing on lots of trees up there. Thanks :)

Thank you, internet stranger :)

OMG that second one!