Her hair looked terrible too. It fit her shitty personality.

I don’t think she ditched the other book, I think her editor ditched her. I am not impressed with her at all. She’s 52. Grow up already.

Ha! That is so true. Carole’s story lines were really sad this year: She fostered a kitt-uhn, she ate vegan food prepared by her boyfriend and planned a cookbook that never came to fruition, she abandoned her own book, she had a dog wedding, and she was Bethenny’s minion. All told, a not too stellar a season for Ms.…

Yeah, I watched that. She was on there to do damage control. Creepy Rapaport looked scared of her, Andy took passive aggressive digs at Luann (I maintain he must have a stake in Skinny Girl because no way could he actually like Bethenny), and my favourite bit was when Sonja was named best dressed and B looked like she…

Her ditching her other book for the “cookbook” was sad, but not as sad as that dog wedding.

I have no doubt both Carole and Bethenny have issues with food (B has said in the past she was bulimic and anorexic, if I recall). I mean, Carole in particular looked painfully thin all season. Bethenny on WWHL last night looked like a death head.

This season made her look like a terrible person and a bore, and she seems to have stopped writing, as well. It also sounds like her cookbook with Adam is going nowhere. Time to regroup, girl.

It used to be LuAnn, and then she talked about changing it to Luann. I say anything goes.

She’s awful. She came off as totally crazy starting with the Ber-zerk-shires episode, and this reunion didn’t help her at all. She was mean to Jules, period. I don’t care if it’s true, I don’t care if it’s what a friend told you...that doesn’t make you less mean. Maybe Jules DID go on the show to get a divorce from…

We are all Dorinda.

I don’t know, it was pretty rude of Carole to mock Dorinda’s home and the loss of her husband and how she handles it. Carole is probably the biggest passive aggressive bitch on the show. She needs to go. As horrible as B, just better at doing it slightly under the radar.

She really is awful. Somehow she made Jules’ eating disorder all about herself, like it was something Jules was doing on purpose just to torment her. “Who cares if you almost died and struggle every day? You make me uncomfortable!”

I actually gasped when Bethenny accused Jules of not being a good Jew. And was super happy when Jules said, ‘What is wrong with you, Bethenny?’

I wrote a few thousand words to basically say what you said in a couple of sentences. Bethenny is truly vile and a perfect example of getting what you want in life and realising it won’t make you happy because you are essentially an unhappy, miserable person. She is horrid.

Bethenney is psychotic. She went on WWHL last night and claimed she was Jewish so it wasn’t bad that she called Jules a bad jew, right? Except she’s claimed in a past season she wasn’t jewish and baptized her daughter. So. In any case, I am bored by the Luanne stuff. She’s marrying a dude. Big whoop. Plenty of people…

Carole should end her run now before she drags herself further into the gutter. She was a serious journalist, writer of a bestselling memoir, and a Kennedy (sort of). Now she is making fun of someone’s eating disorder. Save face, Princess.

YASSSS

I’ve always liked Bethanny in smallish doses. She’s a hustler and quick witted, two things I have mad respect for. But goddamn...she is mean as a fucking snake. Her hostility toward Jules was just gross. Jules is obviously a low hanging fruit; not as quick on the draw and wears her vulnerabilities on her sleeve. The…

Bethenny is a horrible person. She is so deeply unhappy and bitter, and she just takes it out on everyone. And Girl, all the product placement just REEKS of desperation. Stop.

I found it hard to get through this reunion because somehow Bethenny is even more miserable and insufferable vs when she’s on the actual show.