Damn it. Yes. That's the word.

Consumerism actually blends pretty well with conservatism (conservatives tend to revere capitalism while liberals tend to at least question it). Communism, though, is a stumper. Could be chalked up to First Installment Weirdness (first big time zombie movie, the tropes were only being built), like how Dracula hardly…

That's the word, yes. Jesus, I'm an English major, I have one fucking job…

A Cracked theory from a couple years ago said that vampires represent what conservatives fear about liberals (foreign, perverted, godless parasites that infect the innocent into their debauchery) zombies represent what liberals fear about conservatives (a mindless mass that slowly kills society through its own…