None... or so they say. <puts on tin foil hat>

Probably the crotch.

Obligatory Arrested Development reference

Or could it be that Russia is just an icy frozen hellscape most/all of the year?

Let’s see if I can make a summary of some of the repetitive (and completely unrelated to the article) comments on the recent Foxtrot Alpha articles.

I feel this is an inappropriate representation of Japanese TV. Fixed: