Alternate scenario:

Ahem, THESE guys:

Same, except I just want to upload any footage I want up to Youtube, no where else! So I'm hoping (fingers crossed) that option exists.

No photo, no Facebook, no real name. I have no interest in polluting my friends' lives with the shit I do on the PS4. I just want to be able to play games.

That moment when you remember 90% of it.

Did these kids know that the data recorded from their responses was also being mined and posted on blogs around the world?

he's using the controller on PC. It's already next gen

He looks badass because he's Jason Statham. Also he gets extra points on top of that for being Jason Statham.

I adore the idea that you can sacrifice yourself to protect your teammates from explosives.

You... might enjoy the Witcher series.

"Most sane people would, if given the choice between playing a game using the DualShock 3 or Xbox 360 Controller, would go for Microsoft's pad every time."

If your processor and RAM are not crappy, with $400 you can buy a GeForce GTX 770 that outperforms the xbone.

Pokemon needs a New Game+ mode

As long as there's a place to fuck, I'm in.

Honestly. WTF is this. Is there no boss around in the Kotaku office? Are you all eating pot brownies over there? Is there NOTHING else game-related to discuss?

Actually, here's all you need to know about the Xbox One - buy this instead: