The first five minutes of X-2 are insulting. It takes a dump on the reasons you’re playing a sequel to FFX in the first place. Praise be to Yevon that its better themes and combat system start to shine after the nauseating first few hours.

Medal awarded

Watermelon man’s never going to get constipated again.

They may as well have not released the game on Xbox at all. Everyone who bought it for that system was conned.

I still haven’t bought this on PC, since £12 is a lot to ask for what seems to be just another sandbox area, which Inquisition has 10 of already in a base game that cost me £38 at release.

Just one example of bands exploiting musical trends for maximum exposure. I’d say they were selling out, but Good Charlotte do it so often it’s practically a trademark.

Just let Hideo back in the building, ya daft bastards.

And there I was thinking this was just the moment the penny dropped after years of him swapping insufferable verbal diarrhea with the equally idiotic Skip Bayless.

Hamill’s Joker is my favourite.

People were thrown off by Ledger’s Joker too. Now we think of it as one of cinema’s finest recent performances. Not to say Leto can pull that off, but we’d be foolish to judge a performance we haven’t seen by a still photo. He’s taking a shot at maybe the most iconic villain in all popular culture, so we can assume he…

OH MY GOD HE’S GENERAL MOTHERFUCKING VEERS

I don’t know what my Skyrim experience would be without Chesko; he’s made some of the game’s coolest mods. Fore is similarly crucial to the scene since his work is used by countless mods. Hopefully they can work out this issue amicably and learn from the experience.

I have to admit, I like my dark, brooding default Steam. May try Metro, though.

While this isn’t news, I’m glad someone has come out and said they aren’t going to mess with existing projects.

Ezio’s story spans decades. And yet, every time I visit my sister:

Kung Lao’s second one and Goro’s first are the nastiest. I think the worst part is knowing something horrible is about to happen to you in a few seconds.

I haven't found the Pokemon anime worth watching for about 15 years anyway. No Misty? No thank you!

I had a great time with Dishonored as a methodical stealth game.

More Age of Empires is good! All the great old memories came flooding back when I bought the HD edition a couple of years ago.

What would those games be like without Ensemble, I wonder? And would the things we love about them survive in the era of Starcraft II, launch day DLC and microtransactions?