I notice that he did the damage only on the right side of his car.

He’s saving titty dancers.

Shit, if that happened to me, I’da folded up like a little schoolgirl.

Brakes!  All they do well is just slow you down.

Yeah, it’ll be fine.  But it’ll be beige.

It’s common sense why he drove over it backwards. It’s a van. If it falls in, it’s going in ass down and he can climb out before he drowns.  He’s sitting in the best place he could be in that situation.

That’s just silly.

I hope Elon went with the $19.95 warranty Harbor Freight offers on those rockets.

Let’s see....127,000 miles on this Turbo Coupe. 127,000 T-Birds made that year. Hmmm, coincidence? Hieronymus Bosch says there is no such thing. Crack pipe.

This guy is not a very “motivated” seller.

I think you may be overdue for a visit to your urologist.

The trucking company needs to change it name to “Fireball Trucking.”

Maybe they can still be salvaged and sent to the Dept. of Interior, to be used as a couple of super stealth forest fire vehicles.

I just thank my lucky stars that I don’t live in Arkansas.

That Michelin guy, Bibendum has been wearing these things for years.

Well, Nova was already taken.

Insinkerators.

I had a ‘65 Corvair  had ‘em, but the damn thing wouldn’t ever get up enough speed to do any good.

What are those on the lead in picture?  That’s what I have on mine.

What are those on the lead in picture?  That’s what I have on mine.

Wow.  I didn’t know that BMW had been around that long.