That truck’s so goddam ugly that dog wouldn’t even piss on the tires.

It reminds me of a line from that Iris DeMent/John Prine song: “He ain’t too sharp, but he gets things done...”

“That special Changli something.”  Izzat like, “Je ne sais quoi”, Jason?

I wouldn’t think that a single celled parasite would have the mental capacity to convince a rodent to lose its innate fear of cats, and then get eaten by said cat in order to temporarily make a new home for itself, and then ultimately to go on and contaminate the cats feces and begin its life cycle anew. Those are…

Yep.  They shit the bed with that new logo.

That one is long overdue.

I was involved in a carjacking once.  Luckily, we didn’t get anything on the upholstery.

I always though it was to make the guy tail gaiting you to back off.

I hope I can get a star for this comment.

It was back in 1992, I think that I was looking for my second T-Bird Super Coupe with a manual transmission and the ONLY one to be found in Houston that was available had a JBL Premium sound system in it for I think about maybe $2000.00 extra. I could be wrong, but I think that’s fairly accurate. Anyway, even though I…

I think the damn thing looks better than a Jeep.

I used to race R/C nitro boats back in the 70s. To say the engines on these things were temperamental and high strung would be a gross understatement. Anyway, they were always dying on you somewhere out in the pond too far away to cast for, so a lot of the guys would bring small electric powered retriever boats to go…

I used to race R/C nitro boats back in the 70s. To say the engines on these things were temperamental and high…

Disc brakes would be one of the biggest tells, but sometimes there are differences in the engine, like fuel injection instead of carbs. But even then, I’ve seen throttle bodies disguised to resemble carbs to the untrained eye, or phony pushrod tubes. Another tell would be displacement size. Triumph never had a…

That GMC is just fucking silly.

I drive a BMW.  What are blinkers?

HD springing for a new scooter every couple of months for you and having you write about it, even if it’s sometimes not very flattering is probably one of the best decisions they ever made. Keep up the good work, Bradley.

I’m from Houston. What’s a snow blower?

I’m from Houston. What’s a snow blower?

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My cat peed in my Nissan PU once. Bench seats. I took the seat out and hosed it down, let it dry in the sun, baking soda, urine remover, the works. Never did get that smell outta there.

You must have grown up somewhere on the Gulf Coast. My little Texas flyspeck town was 25 miles inland and it was only 100 feet ASL. The only hill in town was the artificial one at the garbage dump.