Looks like what RuPaul would be sporting if he got into rock crawling.

This the true and correct definition of a clusterfuck.

Torch, I don’t know how you find some of this shit, but I sure am glad that you do, and I’m I’m very happy to see that you don’t let any of it slide.

That’s the way I interpreted his reasons, too.

Well, welcome aboard, Jose. I hope they pay you better here than what you’ve been making wherever you came from if that’s a picture of your home and driveway. I recognize it as being South Texas, though.

Calling our president a shit stain is doing a great disservice to shit stains everywhere.  He should go and apologize to the first shit stain he encounters and never denigrate shit stains again.  Sad.

Yeah, that doesn’t look like it’s gonna buff right out.  Not on this planet.

No matter how truthful and accurate it’s done, there will be so many goddam deniers leftover after the election looking for something fresh to deny that there will probably always be a stain on this.

You’re killing me, $kaykes.

I don’t even know who Jason Castriota is, but I tell you what....If my last name was Castriota, I think I’d go see a judge and see if I could get it changed.  That word just makes me uncomfortable in my man bits.

Damn!  What motor is on that thing?  Something liquid, but it sure doesn’t look familiar.

Welcome, Lawrence.  Don’t fuck it up.

If this new class catches on, it will be interesting to see how the scooters evolve. I want to see what the trap speeds and lap times will be year by year as the sport progresses, especially on the same track.

I had a full dresser’s side stand collapse on me in the garage one day, and I was more interested in getting out of its way than anything else, so it went completely on its side. I had never even attempted to pick one up before, much less by myself, but I just decided to go for it. I’m 6'0" and moderately strong, but…

That’s damn good PR what HD did for you Bradley. Didn’t cost ‘em shit, and will get lots of press about it. Smart move, HD.

It also had a troubling tendency to arbitrarily leave the road for no apparent reason and collide with its support vehicles.

Vot?  Dat zun?

Actually, the Denzel Trump was meant to carry the mantle of the Denzel Lincoln with another truck option. It was a dump truck. From the very start, the truck was just referred to as the Dump Trump, but it could never succeed because had a worrisome tendency to self destruct and it finally just brought the whole goddam …

I dunno, I guess my unwashed fans have no couth.

After the first prototype, the Denzel Washington, they went on to build the Denzel Lincoln and the Denzel Taft, and did OK with the Lincoln, but the Taft was a flop. Their corporate death-knell came shortly after this, when they tried to revive their past glory with the Denzel Trump. The rest is history.