I had a T-Bird when we used to go tubing on the Guadalupe River and those pushbuttons were invaluable in preventing losing my keys in the river. Just lock ‘em in the car, they’d still be there when we got done tubing. Only problem, you still had to remember the code after sucking down about fifteen beers.

Actually, his Caravan was already on the side of the road because it was broke down and the vibration was the wrecker driver calling him to tell him to “Pay your bills, high roller!”

You can bet good money that the city council in Ypsilanti or Ann Arbor or wherever the hell Tracy lives up there in the salt belt already has this one flagged.  Crack pipe.

Early brodozer.  The trucknutz are yet to come.

Significant?  Yes. Enough of them who understand the process and register to vote?  For Trump?  God, I hope not.

Ran when parked.  Recently detailed and deep cleaned.

It’ll make a driver out of you.

I can remember back in the late 80's, maybe early 90's when four door cabs first started catching on, GMC had a four door cab with an 8 foot bed that belonged to a homebuilder friend of mine. Damn thing was the size of a small bus, but he never mentioned any issues with it, other than it was a bitch to park. I always…

If they’d put a decent 8 foot bed on this truck like pickups SHOULD have, you could have closed the tailgate. It fit into David’s Jeep when you first hauled it home with the tailgate shut. I’d rather have an 8 foot bed than a whole second sofa back there. My Silverado at least has a 6.5 foot bed (which was hard to…

Those little chicken shit four piston calipers are nowhere even close to being adequate.  It’s gonna need a couple of drag chutes and then maybe an anchor.

My Lord.

I’ll bet the local fish were stunned.

I used to accuse my ex wife of having a two by four up her ass.  I imagine this would be her kind of ride.

Say beacon of light shining out, a righteous declaration of Cadillac quality at the top of the world one more goddam time, Raph.

The Speakman is badass, especially if you pull out the restrictor.

The Speakman is badass, especially if you pull out the restrictor.

‘66 X6 Hustler

I just saved $800 with GEICO.

I wonder how many pieces off this car would be left behind after running it through the Quick Quack.

These claims sound almost “Trumpian.”

Nah, I stayed in one of his “guest houses.”